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Carlitos

This person is one sexy mofo. Beautiful inside and out. They may be shy sometimes but will always fight back if and when necessary. They’re the cutest of them all but can be a total bitch too when it warrants it. Don’t fuck with them though, or you’ll regret it.
Carlitos is so sweet and nice.
She crossed Carlitos, now she will pay.
This bitch better learn quick how to be respectful because TRUST ME she is not gonna want Carlitos to teach her.
by JL271 November 24, 2021
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skibidi carlitos

He is a chill guy lowkey doesn’t care bout nothing
by Frunsasquito February 17, 2025
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Carlitos

The type of guy to smack girl asses harder then smacking Into a curb or a ditch and earns the title the curb and the furious
Carlitos~ “ that’s a nice ditch I’m depressed YEET
by Your local depressed giant December 7, 2019
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Carlitos

dumbahh bitch1111 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grrrrrrrr ahhhhh grrg
Omg did you just fall and hit your head1? u are such a CARLITOS..
by wtfisapseudonym123 December 22, 2022
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Carlito

A man with a spanish accent that is using it ironically
Carlito: OY YO TENGO MUCHO PERROS
Normal Pleb: Yo you mad or something

Or

Dude 1:Man youre such a Carlito
Dude 2: (in spanish accent)YO MAN WHAT YOU SAYIN WHO IS CARLITO
by koboM November 13, 2018
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Carlito

Carlito is the sexiest person to live
And has a hot boyfriend named Jose
Who is really hot and is daddy
Carlito=Daddy
He is to sexy But he is not gay He thinks girls are hot Carlito daddy same
Hahahahhahe took a carlito in the middle of class
by Stinky guy poop July 13, 2022
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Carlitos bala

That onda
That onda wachin is when carlitos bala se la come
by Ivan castel January 26, 2017
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