Skip to main content

buzzed tomato

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
by alierpantz January 10, 2013
mugGet the buzzed tomato mug.

Buzzer bombing

Buzzer bombing is a common practice at apartment buildings where a visitor presses every button on the intercom system until someone lets them in.
"Dude, Frank ain't buzzing me in!"
"Bro, why aren't you just buzzer bombing the entire building? Someone will letchu in!"
by ButterflyMX July 21, 2022
mugGet the Buzzer bombing mug.
Related Words

Buzzfeed

cancer.
literal fucking cancer that's run by people who think men and whites belong in the tenth circle of hell.
some dude: hey who's that guy
some other dude: oh fuck its Buzzfeed run for your lives before you get caught by their white people magnet
by satteleview April 15, 2020
mugGet the Buzzfeed mug.

Business Buzzed

an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.
#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
by Joshtown March 6, 2010
mugGet the Business Buzzed mug.

Joy Buzzer

The vibrating sensation you get when the person you are sodomizing farts across your penis.
"Putting up with the smell was well worth it to get to experience that wonderful Joy Buzzer across my dong!"
by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008
mugGet the Joy Buzzer mug.

Buzzfeed unsolved

A YouTube series with two dumbasses who are friends. They investigate supernatural stuff and unsolved crimes. It’s really fcking funny. Also the tall man might be a demon:/
Buzzfeed Unsolved
Ryan: *gets possessed and thrown across the room, eyes glowing red*
Shane: “strong wind you got there”
by Nookiethemomeater July 29, 2019
mugGet the Buzzfeed unsolved mug.

buzzed over

The feeling, often experience after a night of drinking, where one is still slightly under the influence(buzzed) but also experiencing a hangover.
#1-i cant tell if I have a hangover or if im just buzzed
#2-you're buzzed over!
by drunkenfool December 18, 2009
mugGet the buzzed over mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email