Noodle Buttcheek

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.

"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur

by Kiendra January 16, 2021

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts

*gets poked by a stick*

someone: ouch that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

by cutecow October 29, 2019

Buttcheek Cigar

A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.

OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.

by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020

what the buttcheeks

An expression you say when you see or here something you don't want to or didn't expect to hear.

OMG NAT! did u hear that tom and jerry aren't friends anymore?

WHAT THE BUTTCHEEKS are you serious Jay ?,that's crazy they have been friend's since 3rd grade!!

by bowtheturtle24 April 19, 2018

oral buttcheek

It's a ass with a mouth

When I saw that oral buttcheek I was like "jesus Christ that asshole has a mouth"

by Lemon drop dizzy January 2, 2017

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap

She licked my shroom buttcheeks.

by montron April 17, 2004

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad that it is a similar feeling to getting a stick in your ask or a dick

buttcheek on a stick

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019