butthole surfer 

There are a lot of butthole surfers at Santa Rosa Middle School.

Including....well, we don't have to name them.

butthole surfer by cherrypopscle007 May 3, 2003

Butthole Surfer 

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

Butthole Surfer by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

Butthole Surfer 

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)

"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"

Butthole Surfer by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016

Butthole Surfer 

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.

Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.

Butthole Surfer by taper123 April 25, 2017

Butthole Surfer 

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

Butthole Surfer by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025