Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015

Butcher’s Cut

A movie, usually a very long one, that is edited down, usually by a fan, to make it shorter.

dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it.

todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?

by your-pseudonym January 9, 2024

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

fancy a butcher's

Comes from cockney rhyming English, the street slang of 18 century London crooks. Fancy a look? look rhymes with (butchers) hook.

I've some stereos. Fancy a butchers, me ol china?

by Hermes January 15, 2005

fancy a butcher's?

Shortened version of an old Cockney slang term "Fancy a butcher's hook?", meaning " would you like to take a look?"

Allo darlin, fancy a butcher's?

by ams01 January 27, 2005

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

as slippery as a butcher's prick

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery

drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

by duckman_fromnga May 30, 2006