rides the bus

(v., intransitive) to be the tits, the shit, the man, the bee's knees, etc.; to be the humanoid equivalent of an electric guitar with biceps; or to be a thing whose mere existence suggests that God is one cool freaking dude.

object rides the bus, as in
"Is that T-Rex with the combat boots beating up Vince Shlomi?"
"Yeah, it would appear so, my good man."
"Wow. That rides the bus."

by SlipSlapJack July 14, 2009

ghost ride the bus

when you ghost ride the bus you run along the side of the bus, because you don't have enough money to get in...this is followed by stopping at each bus stop asking for spare change to get on.

nicole spent all her money on drugs, so she had to ghost ride the bus to work.

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

ride the bus

Sitting for up to an hour doing nothing with a load of dick heads (chavs). More common in engalnd because the driving age is 18 and there are alot of chavs.

"What you doin after college?"

"I gotta ride the bus"

by Matt.A October 20, 2007

ride the bus

The act of pooping/taking a dump.

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.

by Yake November 3, 2005

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

ride a yellow bus

yay area slang yadadamean? someone going stupid doo doo dumb, gettin hyphy. as in...those short yellow buses the retarded kids rode to school.

We go dummy retarded and RIDE A YELLOW BUS...

by its me, todd September 26, 2005

gotta ride the stool bus

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

by suaverico May 21, 2011