by DankAssBurger March 8, 2017
Get the Dank ass burgermug. a reaally good burger
by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011
Get the mean ass burgermug. Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
by @Tex February 3, 2019
Get the Krystal Ass-Burgersmug. When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017
Get the Double decker ass burgermug. a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food
by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010
Get the chesse burger eating fat assmug. by Local Loaner September 17, 2020
Get the Ass Burgersmug. When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger
It can also be used as an insult
It can also be used as an insult
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
Get the Ass burgermug.