when your grandma and grandpa doesn't like to cook on thje stove and they cook in the toilet, and that makes mushroomm soup in my mouth.
Bertilda: I want nuked bunny sandwiches if you dont gimme i will get my revolver and murder you
Sandy moshipo: no, you ate 3 slices of pizza on the toilet 3 centimeters ago.
bertilda: *loads gun*
Sandy died the end.
Moral: always obey your friend if they have a revolver on you.
Bunny sex is simplying hopping into your partner like a bunny does, usually from behimd. For instance, I was having bunny sex with China and we were roughing it.
This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.
Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.
There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.