A farmer who plays for PSG that statpadds against his beloved Brest. Playing good in a big game? No, amigo. Scoring 6 goals again Brest? Yes and then get GOAT shouts.
Brestman ghosted
by ToMassive August 15, 2021
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"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."
"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007
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Get the Beastman mug.A mythilogical half-man half-beast creature. Commonly found in the wilderness, but rarely ever spotted. Few accounts of female and male victims stated, that this creature is tall, slim but strong. Partially covered in hair. These victims were found by local town's people, sexually assaulted and physically beaten. There has been two reported cases where people have been found murdered. Beastman has often been used as a deterrent to underage sex, see the example below. Beastman is currently wanted by serveral law enforcements and considered extremely dangerous.
The worst case scenario reported appeared that one of the murdered victim's anus region was stretched approximately 20 cm in diameter (About the size of a small tree trunk). This caused the victims pelvis to be internally ripped apart, also crushing the spinal chord. Pathologists have reason to believe this was not done by any instrument but the actual creature's sexual limb, as alot of semen was found. Most cases of the 'Beastman's revenge' causes the jaw bone to be shattered, as it is violently raped.
The worst case scenario reported appeared that one of the murdered victim's anus region was stretched approximately 20 cm in diameter (About the size of a small tree trunk). This caused the victims pelvis to be internally ripped apart, also crushing the spinal chord. Pathologists have reason to believe this was not done by any instrument but the actual creature's sexual limb, as alot of semen was found. Most cases of the 'Beastman's revenge' causes the jaw bone to be shattered, as it is violently raped.
by MikeR0959 May 25, 2008
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"What was that Beastman?"
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