Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).
Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."
Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
by Daydaymag June 18, 2014
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A very hot pornstar with ridiculously large tits (36DDD to be exact). She has a "girl next door" look and fucks like a champ. She has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have sex with her.
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Boy1: this girl brandy doesnt know how amazing and beautiful she is.
Boy2: only if she saw herself through my eyes
Boy2: only if she saw herself through my eyes
by The truth from a girl March 11, 2015
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John: hey did you see bronny last Night
Bob: yea his video was crazy on the hub
John: him and zaya where crazy under the sheets
Bob: I might pull a bronny James later tonight
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John: him and zaya where crazy under the sheets
Bob: I might pull a bronny James later tonight
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Highly attractive housewife: I just wish i had some paper towels.
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?
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