An actor who is incredibly gorgeous and he isn't too bad of an actor. He was good in "Fight Club" and "Twelve Monkeys" and he was married to Jennifer Aniston.
by tahareh May 14, 2005
An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.
Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
by Dick_H July 11, 2005
An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
by Assex 776 September 17, 2007
When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.
by joolee September 23, 2012
The lust-worthy attraction to the male god known as William Bradley Pitt. Anyone who suffers from such ailment can never get over such attraction and really, who would want to?
by Paul Rud June 09, 2013
by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004
If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.
You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."
by OV_Furious October 05, 2014