by Chevys better October 09, 2020
callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
by laxativequeen3000 September 12, 2023
A Patrick Bowden is someone who thinks they know everything . They are king of all sports ! (Well , to speak in their own mind) . Patrick Bowdens can also be extremely boring , unfriendly , and cowardly. Patrick Bowdens are also weak and scared off things easily . Patrick Bowdens ar classed as one of the worst and most boring of people in the world.
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