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Bossification

The process of pimping out something to the point it can not be out pimped.
Friend 1: We have begun the process of bossification
by Triplechris April 1, 2015
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Notification Sniped

When you press a button at the top of your phone (eg back), and a notification pops up in the motion of pressing the button that you you accidentally press it and open something you don’t want to open.
Damn bro, I didn’t wanna message her back yet but now I have to because I got notification sniped
by Woodsman2121 February 28, 2022
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Gray notification

A FB notification you don't really pay attention to when you receive it, because it's not the notification you were expecting in response to you
Zoe: Hey, I asked a question on our class Facebook group. Did you see it?

Janet: No. That was probably a gray notification for me because no one liked my new Facebook status.

Zoe: Loser.

Janet: Hey! Admit it! Everyone prefers likes on their Facebook posts!
by Dreamerbae01 October 25, 2015
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notification-rape

to comment on on a large amount of someones myspace/facebook pictures, therefor giving them a lot of notifications/ pictures to check,pissing them off.
I will "notification-rape" him by adding pointless comments to all of his " mexico 08" pictures, which will leave him pretty fucking pissed.
by myspace.com/filtereffect March 22, 2009
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Death by notification

When a smart phone gets so many facebook notifications, texts, emails, or BBMs, etc. in a small amount of time that the battery dies. This can be done by one person or a group of people either intentionally or not.
Girl: Asshole you straight liked my profile. My phone received Death by notification after receiving 98 notifications. I didn't realize this until my car was broken down at the side of the road.

Further after the phone died i continued receiving notifications as well.

Guy: LAY
by fun_socks January 16, 2011
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Ghost Notification

An extremely annoying occurrence on facebook. A ghost notification is what happens when you click a notification, and it takes you to the appropriate place, but the notification still stays there, so you click it again, but nothing different happens. You get your hopes all up for another notification and it's just another dumb ghost notification.
YES!!!! ANOTHER NOTIFICATION!!!!

NOOOOOO it's a ghost notification
by thewhom May 26, 2011
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Brosification

The process through which a neighborhood becomes more friendly to bro culture (brosified). Similar to gentrification, but more laid back. Common indicators of brosification include increased frequency of high-fives, shirtless men, and an inexplicable growth in the popularity of singer-songwriters with acoustic guitars. Brosification of an area generally occurs following long-term hipster infestation. Once an area has been suitably deemed “hip” long enough for the general population to notice, ordinary people and college students will begin to visit the area more frequently to consume its culture. Though they are often considered slower than the rest of the pack, bros have an innate sense of where the party at. It is unclear whether hipsters depart brosified districts because they are no longer cool, or are pushed out by the overt demonstrations of affection and popular culture preferred by the bros, but hipster populations decline in direct correlation to brosification. There is no known method to reverse the effects of brosification. Once there are enough bars and other venues to satisfy a tour of bros, they will not leave the area except for occasional trips to the beach and/or outdoor music festivals. Further study of this phenomenon is highly recommended in order to understand the larger implications to society.
This neighborhood has seen some serious brosification, man. Bros, shirtless bros everywhere.
by toezilla August 8, 2014
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