blumpkin

Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.

Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.

by Salt Daddy April 1, 2007

blumpkin

The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin.

After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver.

by Thrilliam October 2, 2007

blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.

Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.

by Zac! May 2, 2005

Blumpkin

Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!

"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"

by meloveuloooongtime July 31, 2009

blumpkin

when a woman blows a man while he is pooping

"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."

by on vacation June 2, 2009

blumpkineer

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

by agathasausage June 26, 2009

Blumpkin

1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

by Deroc February 23, 2009