Blueberries

A fat juicy ass in some tight blue gym leggings

Beware of the blueberries…one time when I was on the bench press I was locked in on my set until I clocked some blueberries passing by in my peripheral vision and nearly had my chest caved in when I turned to look at them they took me out of flow state halfway into a rep

Blueberries by Daddy’s Patties April 30, 2026

Pop your blueberries 

When a male loses his virginity. It is the male equivalent of "having your cherry popped." The term "blueberries" is used to refer to testicles, being "blue" from never previously having sex.

Example 1: "When are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "How old were you when you popped your blueberries?

Person 2: "I was 16."

Pop your blueberries by nAnDy013 March 21, 2013

Mexican Blueberries 

Another name for LSD, or acid.

We really need to get some Mexican blueberries before that concert of Friday night.

Mexican Blueberries by jamaicajamaica70 March 7, 2008

cherries and blueberries 

when a cops lights are flashing

Ah! He's flashin his cherries and blueberries at us!

cherries and blueberries by VVeedson March 24, 2010

sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

sucking blueberries by Wonder P March 2, 2010

Fucking Blueberries 

Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.

Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.

May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.

"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"

"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"

"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"

Fucking Blueberries by sugarytemptress September 28, 2009

Got My Blueberries 

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?

Got My Blueberries by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010