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Bloody Mary

When you get pulled over when you have your period and you have a bag of weed on you so you quickly stash it under your bloody pad.
What we smokin?
Bloody Mary brahhh
...You got pulled over again?
by BloodyMidget March 4, 2011
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"Bloody Mary" was originally Queen Mary the first of England she reigned for five years (1553-1558). Later she worked on turning england back to the roman catholic church. She was nicknamed bloody Mary be during her reign she burned and killed 300 people due to heresy!

There is also a superstition that if you are in the dark, look in the mirror, and chant bloody Mary a ghost or a witch will appear but there are no real evidence or facts proving this myth to be real!

Another thing related to this topic is a popular alcholic drink refered as a brunch cocktail made with Vodka as the base spirit though alcholic it is very nutritional!
What is Mom doing?

Oh just testing the fact if the bloody mary superstition is real!
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by Greenbaypackers January 10, 2015
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Bloody Mary

1. Bloody Mary - (v.) - The process of eating someone out who is currently on their period at the time of eating out.
2. Bloody Mary - (adj.) - Describing the process of eating someone out who is on their period at the time of eating out.
V. John: I like doing a Bloody Mary.
Bill: Yuck!

Adj. John: I ate Jordan out last night.
Bill: Isn't she on her period?
John: Yeah, that was a Bloody Mary, one of the best I've had.
by Heterosmith992 July 11, 2016
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When you eat your girlfriend out while on her period, and then drink the blood.
It was her time of the month but I still ate her out, then after had a Bloody Mary.
by Rico Love April 26, 2016
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When you have sex with a girl while she is menstrating, on her period, and you pull out, have blood on your penis and proceed to give her a bloody mustache. Closely related to a dirty sanchez.
"I was having sex with this hot babe and I totally pulled out and gave her a Bloody Mary!"
by Patrick450 September 17, 2011
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Florida Bloody Mary

When a man deflowers a virgin, whilst she is on the first day of her period. Preferably the woman should be a heavy bleeder.
Craig: Dude my sheets are still stained from the

Florida Bloody Mary I gave Susan last month.
Alex: Did you try Tide?
by FloridabloodyMary March 5, 2010
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Bloody Mary

When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.
Dude, Sally is fresh off her period, so she let me give her a Bloody Mary in celebration!
by Jayzona9 March 1, 2018
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