blackadder

Blackadder (the comedy show) is genius, sheer unadulterated genius.

Blackadder II (the character) sums up all that is great about being English. Nasty, sarcastic, Euro-racist and doesn't suffer fools...

(During an archery practice)
Percy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund (Blackadder): No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
Percy: Oh good, I see the target is ready. (Picks up the bow) I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past me.
Edmund: Well, go to Spain. There are millions of them.
Percy: I'll advise them to stay there then. Keep their hands off our women.
Edmund: Oh God, who is she this time?
Percy: I don't know what you mean. Aah, ouch, aah. (Edmund succeeds in pilfering a letter from Percy)
Edmund: Aah, and who is Jane?
Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know. Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord.
Edmund: This is the Jane Herrington?
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin - Herrington.
Percy: I.., I think maybe there are two Jane Herringtons.
Edmund: No... Tall, blond, elegant?
Percy: Right, that's right.
Edmund: Goes like a privy door when the plague is in town? Come on, get on with your shot. You'll get over her... I did...

by Lord Flashheart November 6, 2006

blackanese

an individual of both african and asian descent

by JAG-wire September 1, 2003

Blackjack Scout

One who's very knowledgeable about the game of blackjack.

Nice hand! How’d you know when to double down?

Blackjack Scout taught me.

by ibjp March 25, 2011

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Backyard burgers

A damn good fast food that SHOULdVE NEVER been shut down, atleast over here in the states part of the states

BACKYARD BURGERS WAS THE BEST

from the perfect fries shape to the burgers, backyard burgers was CHILDHOOD GOALS

backyard burgers > raisin canes and any other fast food bs nowadays

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

Blackhawk pilot

U.S. Army rotary wing pilot, operating the smok'n hot UH-60 model helicopter. These sexy pilots are the epitome of style, class and intelligence in the Army aviation community. Known for their laid back attitudes and stylish uniforms, they are extremely effective under pressure while conducting a myriad of highly trained, kick ass missions, including MEDEVAC, Air Assault and personnel and equipment transport. Unmatched in planning, these technical and tactical geniuses will kill a plethora of trees per mission, to ensure their mission/planning packets are free of even the smallest typo or diagram error. If unsure about being in the presence of one of these barrel chested easy rider freedom fighters, one need merely ask… or wait for them to exclaim…"Hi there, I'm a pilot."

Girl in bar: "Can you believe that Blackhawk Pilot just said "hello" to me!!!"

Fixed Wing Pilot: "Wow, look at that Blackhawk Pilot walking down the flight line!"

Apache Pilot: "Hey, look at this 100 page mission packet that Blackhawk pilot just handed me for this mission. All I need is the Commo and Way Point page."

by B-Shawk UH-60 June 15, 2013