The Bilinski

When one defecates in a tube sock or similar footwear and procedes to slap their partner in the face with said soiled footwear.

Did you see Chuckles just pull The Bilinski on Hobbs?

by TheFrenchTickler March 24, 2009

Bringing Bilbo to the Shire

When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.

Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!

by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 16, 2010

Bilbo

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.

Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.

by Ben February 22, 2005

bibliograffiti

graffiti that consists of Bible verses or other Christian slogans/images

Common instances of bibliograffiti are John 3:16 and the Jesus fish

by atds January 30, 2009

biligerize

verb. root word biligerant. to drink oneself stupid.

I'll think I'll biligerize myself tonight.
I shat my pants because I was so biligerized.

by joseph barrett October 26, 2005

bibliofecosis

the immediate need to defecate brought on by proximity to reading materials. can be triggered by single books, this usually refers to the urge being brought on in a bookstore of sorts.
found on a reddit thread

Stitchopoulis can't walk into a bookstore without immediately being hit with a bout of bibliofecosis, and having to find the bathroom to take a shit.

by grunzer November 22, 2010

bibliosexual

A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with books they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex.

The bibliosexual freak really, really liked reading.

by MaxMeat March 27, 2007