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Beels

An animal native to the virtual terrain. The beels will roam the internet for days, searching for a victim on which to pray.

If confronted by this animal in his habitat, it is best to calm the animal by nurturing it with terms such as "leet" and "ub3r."

For mor information on this animal in it's natural habitat, visit www.Realpoor.com
by Ooz~ January 22, 2003
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Bevelution

To believe in the scientific theory of "evolution" in contrast to Christianity (which holds the real truths to back itself up)of which "evolution" has no evidence except for bones scattered over a 100 mile radius and a ton of missing links.
(Evolution is FALSE)
Bevelution is only followed by complete idiots who don't know how to think for themselves.
by Matt Miller January 14, 2004
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bevelair

A very intelligent person who loves to treat people nicely, loves to play around and is very romantic.Loves to eat everything she sees.
"Bevelair is the person you would want to go out with"
by leff April 15, 2015
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bøvels

the old norwegain word for hell
"detta gjekk te bøvels"
"this went bad/to hell"
by cuzwhydafaqnat January 15, 2016
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bevellings

The arguments over stupid shit that two people in a long term relationship often have.
The bevellings Taylor and I have had lately are exhausting.
by Handler the 2nd February 9, 2017
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Bevelyn

The cutest couple in the whole world.
Look it's bevelyn
by Gariana is reallllllll! March 5, 2018
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bavelschnetz

Replaces nonliteral uses the word shit in especially informal situations. Cannot refer to actual feces. Only used among true followers of Lord Bowie MacGumpers III. As Lord MacGumpers is always looking for more followers, please begin using the word with your acquaintances, friends, and lovers, as it brings the power of Bowie into the vocal cords of the masses.
Man, bruh, what's with all that bavelschnetz up in your attic? You should clean it out! Bowie's gonna get ticked!
by BowienianShepherd December 15, 2019
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