Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

by juno44 January 26, 2010

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The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

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beandick

One who performs a beandip and decides to cross the line and follow through to the chin/face area

Ted (beandips Steve)
Steve: Aw Ted you dick you hit me in the chin! That crosses the fuckin line man
Ted: Sorry dude
Steve: Aw youre such a beandick

by mankster123 January 1, 2008

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bendickson

a very blindian type guy who laughs a lot and cant hang onto a girlfriend

ZOMG ur such a bendickson

by Xbox360overlord April 19, 2007

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The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.

We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".

by QuacksO August 3, 2019

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