Bessie

Bessie is truly someone you should hold onto forever, she is sweet, kind, funny and amazing. She is, in one word, breathtaking. She can wear whatever she wants and still look stunning, moreover she has a glorious sense of humour and can make you laugh in seconds. If you pass on a Bessie you will have made a grave mistake as regret will hold you like a clamp. She is very talented and has a wonderful taste in music and art. She is the ruler of arcadia.

Girl: omg look it's Bessie!
Boy: No! She can't see me like this I must look good for her
Girl: don't worry she's a Bessie and so wont care how you look

by DeadlyKamona January 10, 2015

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

Beanie Boy

A person who often wears a beanie, many of which resemble scene or emo boys, even when going into their 20's. They are not toys, so they don't like to be touched. They also seem to brag about having large genitalia, which may suggest a lack thereof. They have a disdain for mean or smelly people, boys in specific. There's supposedly a fondness for extra cheesy garlic breadsticks, as well as making jokes about someone's mother, if they offend them. This name was made very popular by a particular 'beanie boy' from Kansas, who now lives in LA, named Colby Brock. His and his friend Jake Webber's song about being a Beanie Boy from 2017 is a perfect example of all of these traits.

Friend: Are you watching that beanie boy again? What's his name? Corey?
Colby Fan: That's his friend's name. The beanie boy is Colby.

by solby_golbrock April 29, 2019

beastie boys

the best jews since jezus.

i just got the new beastie boys album hello nasty

by symple jack March 14, 2009

Beastie Boys

The Beastie Boys are an talented respected white hip-hop music group from New York City. The members are Mike D, MCA, and ADrock. The group has a rap/rock genre and have made it sucessful in both but especially the rap side of their careers. the debut album 'Licensed To Ill' reached number one in the charts in the u.s.a.Other Classic Hip Hop

Groups( Simular to the beastie boys)Run DMC 3rd Bass Public Enemy

by gravesy December 28, 2005

beastie boyitis

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.

"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"

by jagja April 12, 2009

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013