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Battleship 

A heavy warship that has only carried the smarter of the world's leaders across the seven seas.
"Oh, you've seen Wilson's new Battleship, New Mexico, haven't you?"
Battleship by BotherlessLupine8 November 13, 2020

Battleship Gray 

1. n. a synonym for "windows classic" theme in any windows since 95. a ho hum gray color for everything, not exciting, but takes no processor power to print. which is why it still exists.

2. n. name of the color used in the windows classic theme. on the RBG scale it is #DDDDDD.
1. WPF instructor: Now you see by just changing this value we take the application out of the old battleship gray and in to the more exciting windows aero.

2. Lead Dev: Program is coming along great. but there is so much battleship gray... perhaps we should get this over to design.

Battleship Rims

A set of rims (wheels) on a car with a higher offset than is socially acceptable. This means the rims sit far within the guard, an undesirable look in car communities which endorse the "hellaflush" style of wheel fitment. This offset can lead to the rims described as being "sunk" into the guard.
The term "sunk" was eventually linked to the popular saying, "You sunk my battleship."
The word "battleship" then began to be used as a verb in this context, leading to the term "Battleship Rims".
That commodre is such a boat, its even rolling on battleship rims.
Those rims are too battleship on my car, I'm going to have to run spacers to get them to sit flush.
Battleship Rims by Vi1ko November 21, 2011

Battleship mouth;rowboat ass 

All talk; no follow-through
Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.

Battleship cheater

A person who uses sleight of hand to move a ship on their own board in which the opponent successfully hit, and now becomes a miss. This tactic is almost always done when there is nobody else watching over the game, as it's difficult to prove that the person cheated otherwise. These kind of people are so obsessed with winning that winning is more important to them than friends, or even family. They're usually left to sit at the dinner table alone each night.

The most common Battleship cheaters are around 30-45 years of age and usually involves a stepson because they are insecure of losing a game to a 10 year old, even if said game is based almost entirely on luck.
Kid #1: "A4!"
*Stepdad scratches head with one hand while moving his Cruiser to the B row*
Stepdad: "Miss!"
Kid #2: "Hey I saw you move your ship. I cannot believe you are a Battleship cheater!"

battleship down 

the act of going limp in the midst of anal sex and yelling "fire in the hole" as soon as you realize what is happening. immediately grab your clothes and run out of the room. do not call her/him back...ever again. they hate you.
i am sorry bitch, but 'BATTLESHIP DOWN'!

The battleship went down as soon as I smelled her crotch.

He sunk his battleship in my asshole. that bitch.

he still has not called me back.