Bantertastic

Bantertastic: The most supreme form of banter.Thought to have originated in Britain or Ireland

Person 1: Nandos was great!
Person 2:it was more than that it was Bantertastic

by Baztx July 10, 2015

banteristic

petty lil banter, shit lines, used as a comeback or a sideline, or its just not up to standards.

"your face looks like a fookin muffin"
"hah thats banteristic, you literally have nothing more to say huh? do your worst."

by KingMunchies November 21, 2016

Bantergasm

Used in place of "this is good banter" or "there will be good banter" and indeed a sentence all on its own. Bantergasm.

Bantergasm

by cburgi June 13, 2011

Bantercard

A metaphorical device used to educate someone on what is good and bad banter. A person is "awarded" a certain number of bantercards, and their aim is to keep as many as possible for as long as possible. Bantercards are taken away when a person produces inappropriate, poorly timed or just downright strange banter, and awarded in the cases where people are made to laugh and generally enjoy the input given.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.

Person 1: "That's what she said!"

Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?

Person 1: "4 I think."

by R3G1C1D3 April 26, 2011

BanterWatcher

To observe a situation or act of banter.

Person 1: that was bantery
Person 2 : yes, pure banter
Person 1 : we are proper banterwatchers

by Banterwatcher April 21, 2018

bittercasting

An emotionally based negative weather forecast (from the perspective of the author) made by a weather enthusiast, or 'weather weenie', usually after having high hopes of extreme weather dampened due to unfavorable closer-to-event model runs, or the real time nowcast of a storm. Most often found on Weather forums online. Individuals residing in the Ohio Valley and Midwest are particularly vulnerable to such a condition, as these regions are often left out of large winter storms, and can often miss out on many severe weather events. See the so-called "Donut-Hole" effect.

It's one thing to be bummed out on missing a storm, but Jimmy's overly pessimistic rant added nothing to the discussion, and was tantamount to bittercasting.

by dodusdood January 12, 2022