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Bandage Baby
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A
baby that
is
conceived
to restore a failing
marriage
.
“
Do you really
think
slapping
a bandage baby on your
marriage
will fix it?”
by
Cannabisius
March 3, 2021
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Somerset Bandage
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A “bodge-job” medical
technique
where
kitchen roll
is
duct taped
over the abrasion.
“We don’t have
First Aid
Kits here lad, use a
Somerset
Bandage and
suck it up
”
by
Somerset 7
November 22, 2022
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