Bum hole banana bread

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

Making Banana Bread

When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.

Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?

by hlczn September 7, 2016

making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.

That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!

by bakers dozen October 10, 2009

Hot banana bread

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.

It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.

by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Making banana bread

When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of

I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread

by Stick licker March 8, 2024

Banana Nut Bread Body

A person whose body resembles that of a loaf of banana nut bread e.g. a shiny, lumpy, moley body.

Oh my god, look at her banana nut bread body, so lumpy and shiny.

by BNBB1 September 20, 2017