Baller Status

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.

Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.

by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011

baller status

A silly term thought up by a lacrosse player in Maine who has no handles. It often describes his ridiculous basketball shoes.

yo my kicks are baller status

by Cam Kolenick March 17, 2008

baller shot caller

a thug like baller man, who plays b ball like a shot caller

Such as David Sumney the baller of all shot callers

by Rachel May 13, 2004

big baller switcher

When a girl is having a a threesome with two guys and she starts playing with one persons balls and then switches to the other persons, and so on.

Susie performed the big baller switcher while hooking up with Joe and Dave.

by Doctor D* November 28, 2018

Baller status

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

by BIGBOI[814] March 30, 2009

baller status

It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.

Chad Tipton has baller status.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008

Baller Status

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010