a bailer is either someone who shows up late doeesn t show up or finds it necessary to leave the event for a bullshit reason a good amount of the time cause or girlfreind whose gripping his balls to hard
Oh like person X says i ll show up and they arrive 2 hours late or like yah i ll come but 5 min before there like wait i can t my girlfriends vagina itches and i need to scratch it all night thats a bailer
by shittystatements February 26, 2009
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2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
Sam: Hey where's Matt? He said he was going to go out and party tonight.
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
by Operator 826 December 21, 2009
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Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey
Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
by Svco November 3, 2014
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by Ligretto February 14, 2022
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by CreekLife August 26, 2011
Get the Free Ballers mug.A person who is about to perform anal sex with a willing anal candidate but bails out at the last moment.
e.g
Donald: "Take me now, whilst you're firm!"
Leeroy: "oww, do i have i have to"
Donald: "What the fuck, you ANaL BAiLeR!"
Donald: "Take me now, whilst you're firm!"
Leeroy: "oww, do i have i have to"
Donald: "What the fuck, you ANaL BAiLeR!"
by scorgeofmapps July 15, 2007
Get the Anal bailer mug.1.) Someone who has luck with lottery earnings.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.
by Wack Schizzlemah January 14, 2005
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