mexican backhander

When you reach around the back of your leg and have a wank

man i went home and did a mexican backhander to barely leagal 6

by bird_man11 November 1, 2006

backhander

A slap given to the back of a person's head, using the dorsal or palmer side of the hand. This action is usually the result of a very irritating or stupid thing the recipient either said or did.

"If you don't shut up, i will give you a backhander"

"would you like a backhander?"

by aba March 27, 2005

backhander

A payment given, normally in a secretive fashion.

Christine, are you giving backhanders to the butcher?

by After Miss Julie April 18, 2011

Backhanded compliment

When a new acquaintance ends an interaction with a cleverly delivered phrase, leaving you confused about their feelings towards you. Many times a shrewd tactic used by women to get men emotionally invested and intrigued in them.

Off duty paramedic: Well it was nice to meet you Claudia, but I must go now.

Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*

Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*

Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got um :)

Later on a call

Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St. Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.

Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm. Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia... Mmm mmmmm

Partner:.........(shedding tears)

by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013

Backhanded Compliment

n. When mom roasts you in the family group text.

Example of Backhanded Compliment:

Hey Sarah—you spelled whoa correctly!!! Yay!!

by Swhalen November 3, 2017

Backhander

A gift, favor or compliment presented with sarcastic intent.

"Bob really dealt Mort a serious backhander with that awful birthday gift."

by Mega_Huge December 15, 2014

Backhanded Jobin

Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon.

Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.

by I'll See You Some Other Time February 3, 2012