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Babylonian Blowjob 

Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.

The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.
Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"
Babylonian Blowjob by PolioSweg420 September 14, 2014
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Babylonian Pantheon worship 

A religion that is the revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Babylon.
A capital or huge city, such as London, with millions of people each speaking a dozens of different languages
That whore only cost me 80 francs in dat brothel i went to when i visited Babylonia
Babylonia by Osiris13 April 4, 2018

Babylonian Sunrise 

Ejaculating into a glass of orange juice and giving the glass to your girlfriend
Theres nothing like a Babylonian Sunrise in the morning!
Babylonian Sunrise by personofwar November 18, 2020

Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Babyland citizen 

A derogatory term that was meant to satir for a Polish person.
Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!

Babyland citizen 

A derogatory term that was meant to satirize a Polish person, (this was probably used by German neo-nazis and Russian communists, most likely denying what their country has done at the start of WW2).
Guy 1: Are you a Babyland citizen?
Guy 2: WTF?! NO! Just because I'm Polish, isn't it?!