Brotein Shake

When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.

Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."

Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"

by I'vefallenandIcantgetup May 22, 2019

Brotein Shake

Natty plus whey protein mix! Whats better then working out and building muscle? Working out and building muscle while getting drunk!! And nothing is better to get drunk with then Natty!

Bro 1: Pumping iron has made me thirsty, lets grab a protein shake.
Bro 2: Even better bro, i got a Dirty 30! Brotein shakes.
Bro 1: Brotein?
Bro 2: Protein + Natty = Brotein!!!

by xcbrit91 August 6, 2011

Brotein Shake

Your bestfriend, homie, or brother from another mother.

Sup Brotein Shake how u doin today?

by Yeeyeebrobean July 11, 2020

Brotein

Another word for cum

Ezikiel: "she swollowed my brotein, bro. Shit was wild."

by The Brown Recluse April 10, 2022

brotein exchange

A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.

When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.

by Watchinfool September 20, 2023

Brotein

I feel like I am on top of the world after I have that shake!! Maybe the shake that was made by my favorite person, my favorite protein shake, something that makes my mood superb, or the tastiest shake that makes me so PUMP UP. That’s the Brotein shake! There is no one true Brotein After having that shake, I feel like I am on top of the world after I had that shake!! Maybe the shake that was made by my favorite person, my favorite protein shake, something that makes my mood superb, or the tastiest shake that makes me so PUMP UP. That’s the Brotein shake! There is no one true Brotein shake , it’s all about mentality🙌 💪 👊, it’s all about mentality🙌 💪 👊

After having that shake, I feel like I am on top of the world after I had that shake!! Maybe the shake that was made by my favorite person, my favorite protein shake, something that makes my mood superb, or the tastiest shake that makes me so PUMP UP. That’s the Brotein shake! There is no one true Brotein shake , it’s all about mentality🙌 💪 👊ad an fantastic workout today thsmkstk my brotein. Shankar

by Alis0n.12 July 7, 2018

Brotein

Protein of any sort - whey, casein, etc. - ingested by a gym bro.

Bro, we work out in an hour so we need to slam our brotein drinks now.

by envirocell November 27, 2020