blowout

Similar to ass blasting.
Diarrhea that swiftly flows from the anus causing a fire-y feeling.
Never fun.
Reasons to never consume food from places such as panda espress, leann chin or any "asian" buffet in america.

It sucks to have blowouts at work.
I was so sick and having blowouts all day.
My butt hurts from that blowout.

by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015

blowout

When someone is shitface trying to puke in the toilet and ends up blowing runny turds out of their bung hole into a molasses mess.

While James was in college, some girl had a blowout in their bathroom and spewed poopies all over the place.

by mr. hankey August 6, 2004

Blowout

Noun; person who withdraws from social activities in an untimely manner

"Are you going to bed? You're such a blowout!"

by Hilly and Claire May 27, 2006

Blowout

the fukin haircut that litos always gets from fukin geo

p.s. dondee is gay

fades into the top

by dondizzle November 25, 2003

Blowout

Sweetest combo ever. Blow an entire 512mg percocet to your dome, chug a beer, and smoke a bowl.

Yo brudda last nite i had a Blowout that knocked me unconcious. I've never been so happy and disoriented at the same time.

by A-dubs21 February 12, 2008

Blowout

a hair do looking like a cloud which drugs can be hidden in

Yo nigga hide them drugs in dans blowout

by ihaveatoopee April 17, 2006

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 1, 2020