The Big Gay is when a naked old man stares at you, crouching down in the closet while wanking himself. This is only referred when he approaches you and strangles you. It's almost as if an asteroid field has hit Uranus.
"I always laugh when people talk about dick, because dick is gay. Meaning, if you have a big dick, you have the big gay."
by The biggest gay jr. October 26, 2018
you have the big gay lmao
by An Anonymus Ligma Survivour November 15, 2018
Showing the most stupidity in a situation. People with the Big Gay usually end up thinking their good at something, when they're really not.People with the Big gay usually do math homework all the time alone.
by Noic3 October 02, 2018
by Googly face September 03, 2019
Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but you seem to have contracted The big gay. Have you come across any Mums recently?
Patient: Oh god, I thought I was immune to The big gay. I didn't think encountering Ur Mum would do this to me. How long do I have doctor?
Doctor: You have until the end of June
Patient: Oh god, I thought I was immune to The big gay. I didn't think encountering Ur Mum would do this to me. How long do I have doctor?
Doctor: You have until the end of June
by Njhfg June 19, 2018
A mental disease which causes one to become gay, they try to crawl under other guys to grab their ballsacks
by LesterTheMolesterPlaysRoblox October 23, 2018