poop chute bandicoot

a person who enjoys anal sex.

closely related to the ass bandit, bum ninja, and the butt pirate.

a homosexual person

a way to insult a straight man by insinuating he is a homosexual.

a great way to piss off your friends.

"Don't bend over around Bob, he is a poop chute bandicoot!"

Adam: "Heh! Hey Steeve, you suck at life!!!"
Steeve: "Shut the fuck up, you poop chute bandicoot!"

"Dude, did you just grab my butt??!! What are you, some sort of poop chute bandicoot??"

by ***MuNiN*** August 30, 2009

Smash Bandicoot

The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.

Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.

by yejiforpresident October 22, 2020

Crash bandicoot

It's the Playstations official, (maybe self declared) mascot of the 90's if not today, that being remembered since the franchise's new release of Crash Bandicoot 4: It's about time!

guy 1: "Hey! I heard the new Crash Bandicoot games coming out!"

guy 2: "Is it gonna be shit like the ones on the ps3 and 2?"
guy 1: "No! like the remix it'll be sick as!"
guy 2: "Neat...."

by p.pseudonym October 28, 2020

Crash Bandicoot

The act of punching someone directly in the butthole.

"I'm going to Crash Bandicoot that guy Chad wearing a bluetooth headset at the bar."

by Dagital November 29, 2011

a crash bandicoot

recieving a blow job whilst playing on crash bandicoot

mate, my girlfriend came round last night and gave me a crash bandicoot!

by sar2k10 June 24, 2010

Ass Bandicoot

People who play the video game Crash Bandicoot, They are ass bandits for it and thats why

"dude did you see that jobless stoner playing Crash Bandicoot?

yeah bro I did he is an ass bandit, haha ass bandicoot, I mean what kind of faggot plays thats shit anyway, well the kind who like their shit pushed in, thats who

by 0342578-20157=572 vnqfd May 25, 2009

Smash Bandicoot

a very controversial person on YouTube, known for lying and manipulating people. he's also a psychopath known for making alt accounts, with the purpose of impersonating someone or a group of people, he has been beefing with Cartoonshi, Firemariofan and Saster. he has distributed NSFW content without consent, acted like a bigot, used violent threats, and more recently, falsely taking down Chazington's videos. HE SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED.

twitter account: gets impersonated
person: hey, who impersonated me?
person 2: must've been smash bandicoot
person: SMASH BANDI-WHO?
person: SMASH BANDICOOT!

by Kracko Jr March 4, 2024