Bagpiped

Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.

That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.

by Stpaul83 December 26, 2017

Bagpiping

A form of oral sex. To blow into the shaft of the penis whilst squeezing the testicles.

“I need that that sexual pain, but she took the bagpiping too seriously and I can’t feel my balls.”

by Big Roddy Rod July 14, 2023

bagpiping

the compression of a volcano vaporizer bag in the face of an unwilling party so that they may inadvertently inhale its contents while attempting to protest.

"meredith says she doesn't want to smoke...guess who's in for a bagpiping."

by interstellar peace confrence 69 March 23, 2007

bagpiping

where a person holds a mans penis in between there arms and chest and moves her arm back and forth while humming the tune of the scottish national anthem. at this point th reciever gets aids.

Bagpiping... not for me but cheers for the aids

by Rordogger March 13, 2010

bagpipe

Really annoying fat chick with a voice that can make your head explode. Mostly german.

"I can't stand Sarah and her stupid waffle!"
"Yes, she is such a bagpipe!

by relaxo-i June 05, 2007

Bagpiping

The male version of titty-fucking. When one man wraps his scrotum and testicles around another mans penis, and engages in intercourse thusly.

When you rub your penis between another man's testicles, it is called 'bagpiping' !

by Axemonkey April 16, 2010

bagpiping

when a woman with abnormally large breasts falls asleep on her side. in doing so, one tit falls under her armpit and rests. as the woman rolls over even more, she crushes the breast, which usually wakes her and causes her to let out a scream sounding like a bagpipe

girl 1: oh god my tit hurts so bad!

girl 2: why, what happened?

girl 1: well i accidentally started bagpiping last night and almost deflated my boob

by mad cunt2 January 19, 2009