An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009
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Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
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John "So, what did you do last night?"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010
Get the Clubbing Baby Seals mug.After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
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