ass load

When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)

"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."
"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"
"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"
"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"

by JtothaC March 16, 2005

Assloaf

Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.

Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?

by Tophizzle April 16, 2005

Asspload

Sound of your ass blowing up.

I ASSPLOADED!

by LuffyOniiSan May 1, 2009

metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)

i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

by motodick986 June 14, 2009

ass-load of homework

A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.

I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.

by carter6 September 22, 2013

ass load

Speaking in terms of time - anything requiring over 4 hours.
In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.

I have an ass load of work to do this week.
I have an ass load of shingles.

by Phunkmonkee August 20, 2003

asslord

the lord of asses . . . .

allen: wow . . . you can really do my ass like no other!

niall: yeah, thats because im an asslord

by herebesmewatt November 13, 2011