assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

Aldgate assbags

the neeky wet skater group that skates at Aldgate

oh i saw the Aldgate assbags today at aldgate

by BlemheaD March 10, 2022

assbag

What one gets when his ass doesn't get the proper amount of sleep; similar to bags that one gets under one's eyes due to lack of sleep.

"I need some shuteye. Not only do I have bags under my eyes, I have assbags, too, dammit!"

by Alice W. November 7, 2008

assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010

assbag

Someone how is worse than shit in a bag. First used by 30Cal

You play TF2 like an assbag.

by Zbras November 15, 2016

assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.

e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.

by DukePacifism November 25, 2013

Assbag

A name you would call someone when they are being a douche

You are an assbag

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019