Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
by PieVmasterZ October 04, 2017
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Burger Ass

When poo is squished between the butt cheeks in form of sandwich.
Dude, why didn’t you grab me some more toilet paper? I had to get it myself and now I have major burger ass.
by EPubes January 30, 2021
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Burger ass

When your ass crack is horizontal as opposed to vertical making your ass look like a burger with your bunghole being the meat
Dude Shark showed me his ass the other night at the bar! He has a straight burger ass
by Sharkuspiss August 19, 2014
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mcdonalds burger ass

When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !
That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass
by Stamy July 03, 2014
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Ass Burgers

Joel had Ass Burgers This Morning. The toilet ain't lookin too good
by Local Loaner September 17, 2020
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Ass burger

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult
I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
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