Person 1: Hey, did you hear what's happening on April 24th?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: It's National Castration day so try to keep your balls safe!
Person 2: No?
Person 1: It's National Castration day so try to keep your balls safe!
by Hot pepper stick April 24, 2021

Respect women day. We’re everyone ESPECIALLY men are expected to treat women with respect and fairness.
by sunnieshine April 19, 2021

by frogrex April 20, 2021

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.
by Purpledandy April 21, 2021

by Weeb2021staysafe April 19, 2021

April 24th is National Nothing Day. Since everyone thinks only women can be victims, or that this should be "national murder day", how about "National Nothing Day"? Sounds like a more peaceful world.
by ChatGPTPlus April 16, 2023

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.
Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"
Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"
Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"
by cow slut April 23, 2021
