Appalachian Mundungus

Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.

She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

abalacha

n. a word to replace a cuss word in a sentence (comes in handy around teachers)

adj. a word meaning angry

~you see a complete stranger trying toying with your brand new ipod~
You say, "What the abalacha are you doing you abalacha???"

Mom, your're grounding me again??? Geez, you make me so abalacha!

by shamazingwords March 6, 2009

Appalachian "R"

A lesser known letter in the English alphabet, some refer to it as the 27th letter. It is primarily derived from southern mountainous regions in the U.S. It can replace a standard regular "r" but it is usually added to words that are not typically spelled with an "r", thus causing words containing the Appalachian "R" to have a certain mountainous twang when pronounced.

Jethro: Ma I'm cornfused. I's a been lookin' fer Pa and can't find him no where's I ain't got no idear where he is.

Ma: Jethro didja check the warsh room? He might be on the torlet.

Jethro: I hope I finds him soon, I needs to show him my new measurin' stick its got these here new fangled centermeters on it.

Appalachian "R" is in cornfused; idear; warsh; torlet; centermeters

by Its 2pm somewhere May 21, 2018

Appalachian funnel

A guy syringes alcohol into his urethra, does anal, and urinates it into another persons’s rectum

Andrew did an appalachian funnel to Brynn and she got so fucked up.

by Charles Crawthenhammer October 27, 2018

Appalachian Mudslide

When one person is defecating on a toilet. And then person #2 sits on their thighs, and simultaneously shits in the same toilet.

Person #1: "I got dibs on the toilet."
Person #2: "Naw bro... That's my toilet and I can't hold it anymore."
Person #1: "Me either bro, so only choice is to lap up and hit an Appalachian Mudslide."
Person #2:"Fine!! But dont tell anyone about this bro! Dibs on bottom."

by d!ckLuvg0d December 14, 2020

hiking the appalachian trail

Refers to someone's infidelity

"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

by dcwedge June 26, 2009

Appalachian Mudslide

The act of defacating on your partner while executing a reverse piledriver.

"My new shirt was ruined when Sean gave me an appalachian mudslide:

by ill mitch February 2, 2006