anusmonkey

1. a monkey typical of the ay-noos regions of chile
2. a monkey that resides on one's anus.
3. a person you would wish cancer upon.

1* "ola...please to be viweing the anusmonkey in exhibit b on your left senor"

2* "man i got some serious anusmonkeys goin on down there after i slept with that skank."

3* "man frederick is such a blatant anusmonkey...lets go spit on his mom."

by pirate-core November 2, 2003

anuisancing

Extremely, extremly annoying; annoying + a nuisance.

That guy is so anuisancing.

by MBSZ February 17, 2008

antismotial

The behaviour of smokers at a predominantly non-smoking social event, who leave from time to time to have a smoke.

"You're going outside again? You're so antismotial!"

"Right, it's that time again, I'm off to be antismotial."

by Heath Raftery May 3, 2009

anusmosis

The scientific principle where your farts smell like whatever rests on your anus for a significant period of time.

Due to anusmosis, her farts smelled like balls.

by Luther Shabazz February 25, 2015

Anusmachine

An office colleague that never fucking shuts up!!!

That game of thrones fan is such an anusmachine!!!

by ToplessPossum July 21, 2015

auism

A badly written version of the word Autism
If you came across this definition it's because you probably have a WPM rate superior than 80 and tried to type the word Autism really fast.

Speedtyper 1: "What do you have? Auism?"
Speedtyper 2: "It's spelled Autism you massive Retard

by Angry Mojave Gopnik March 29, 2018

Anusmonger

Someone that craves the anal cavity. Either sexually or orally.

Bill is an anusmonger. He craves my butthole.

by Lestat2150 November 23, 2018