Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

armenta

A pro at sex. Very energetic and lasts long during sex. Rough, and very freaky.

My boyfriend made me orgasm 12 times. He must be an Armenta.

by Big'O January 3, 2015

admented reality

A combination of advertising and augmented reality. The concept of adding a virtual layer of advertising to (images or video of) the real world.

Admented reality is an advertising layer - e.g. local shops, restaurants, etc. - to augmented reality mobile browsers such as Layar.

by 4ND3RS January 15, 2010

jeffrey almonte

The realist nigga alive

Nigga you a Jeffrey almonte

by Almonteisthebae March 29, 2017

Jeff Ament

Sick bass player for pearl jam. one of the best in the world.

I wish i was as good as Jeff Ament

by PeArLjAm January 5, 2005

Alientology

Belief that all Gods of all religions were visitors from other planets. They were more advanced and had technology that the humans couldn't understand so they were perceived to be Gods. Some of the visitors were kind to us and some only wanted to dominate us.

Alientology is a belief that many have and don't have a name for it, they have a solid belief in alien life.

by Crabby Mommie August 25, 2020

alenti

The coolest of em all. Usually bringrs fire energy and cannot stand people's bullshit or lies.

Josh: Heard what happened yesterday?
Cece: Yeah, Alenti totally called 'em out on the spot.
Josh: He's fierce!

by nitnelav April 26, 2021