alley cat

An alley cat is a younger women in her late 20's or early 30's but is unattractive and thinks she is pretty. She is not old enough to be a sabretooth, but thinks of herself as a puma, or a pre-cougar.

Kathy thought she was hot but had to be told she was an alley cat.

by dent doc January 21, 2009

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

Alley Cat

N.
someone who never goes out and sleeps all day.

"Dont you know that im an alley cat and ill stay home and dream my life away."

by Steel Train December 6, 2006

in and out like an alley cat

someone who comes home as and when they need to and never stays long before there off again

" Dave your in and out like an alley cat!"

by pktraceur March 20, 2012

alleycatting

alleycatting,

Is a popular term for a type of urban car-less dogging, traditionally found in northern towns. Outdoor public sex in the alleys between back to back houses, while being observed by voyeurs and for the titilation of curtain twitchers..

Alleycatters is the name for the people who partake in this fetish

I drank six pints and then went out and did some alleycatting, last night..

by maleyprops April 11, 2013

alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

by alleycatmom August 22, 2017

Alley cat

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.

We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.

by Slipripper November 24, 2021