A dude who is stoned af all the time. High off of his keister. In the clouds. Anywhere that's not earth. Most bent straight guy you'll ever meet. Pretty cool but probably is an emo softie with hidden problems and insecurities on the inside. Gets no bitches. No ladies. He's super sweet but falls in love easy. Lost emotions. May or may not have 5 pounds in his car. Manwhore.
by iAngelbuns July 22, 2022
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Get the Alessiomug. This man has tossed the most salads and ate the most boxes in history(more than Johnny Sins). Some of his clients are Overtime Megan, Abella Danger, Lana Rhoades, and obviously, himself.
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by Polpettino October 14, 2022
Get the Alessiomug. Alessio is the typical name for an Italian ancient god. He can be weird at times and super funny the moment after. He seems like a normal god at first but once you start to knowing him you’ll understand the obscure world inside him. He is a psychopath, don’t get yourself caught with the girl he likes or he will torment you with an axe.
by GodNya September 7, 2022
Get the ALESSIOmug. Noun,
a very Italian man.
loves music, daily wire and food.
Is a victim of racial discrimination.
Will make pizza for you.
a very Italian man.
loves music, daily wire and food.
Is a victim of racial discrimination.
Will make pizza for you.
by huanted pumpkin March 19, 2024
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