Alberta Hat Trick 

The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.

Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.

Alberta Hat Trick by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020

alberto scorfano 

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.

wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!

alberto scorfano by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021

AlbertsStuff 

A YouTuber who deserves as many subs as DanTDM!
He hilariously voice overs ROBLOX, a Lego-like game.
Usually joined by his best friend Jake (Jayingee) or Lana, his girlfriend.
Created the "my son Samuel" craze on Frappe (game).

Me: I love AlbertsStuff so much! He's solo funny!
Them: Same!
Me: Do you like Jake?
Them: NO HE SUCKS!!1!

AlbertsStuff by OddAndEvie July 10, 2017

Alberty Jet Lag 

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.

A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

Alberty Jet Lag by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019

Albertsstuff 

A fallen hero because of YouTube demonization. But if you rewatch him you will laugh.

Fan: Ah man Albertsstuff hasn’t posted in a year.
Fan 2: Well say thanks to YouTube

Albertsstuff by masterofluck11251 December 16, 2018

Albert Gerald Krueger 

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.

Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

Albert Gerald Krueger by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021

Albert Fingernoodle 

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.

Albert Fingernoodle by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022