Alabama Pie

An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!

Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie

by Innbread October 2, 2019

Alabama Pipeline

a rather large, most perfect penis

Is that the Alabama Pipeline in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

by stealyourfacebook September 21, 2016

Alabama Pine Needle

The act of taking a needle, and inserting it into your dick, then cumming it out into a female.

Guy1: Dude, I just gave a bitch an Alabama Pine Needle!

Guy2: omg! did it pierce through her vag?

Guy1: Yeah bitch was bleeding everywhere.

by limpsandsharks November 7, 2011

Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.

Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?

by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024

Alabama Piñata

The act of tying a Hispanic person to the back of a Chevrolet C10 pickup truck and driving off.

"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"

by alabamapinata March 21, 2024

Alabama Pigroast

When one guy is having sex with a woman doggy style, and the other guy is getting a blow job from the front. The two guys proceed to arm wrestle on the woman's back while actively engaged in sex

I won the alabama pigroast last week against my buddy Ebenezer

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 15, 2025

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025