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air guitar rules

The rule used to play air guitar: also abreviated AGR

rule 1. No strings attached

thats the only rule

also used for when your single and are not wanting commitment
bloke 1: i took a girl back to mine last night!

bloke 2: did you play it by air guitar rules?

bloke 1: ofc mofo
by mc1 March 31, 2007
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Air guitar Hero

When you move your fingers as if you where playing guitar hero with a regular or guitar controller when you arent actually playing, usually while another person has the controller
Look at Billy playing air guitar hero, he is compleatly addicted
by Jon AKA Ice May 15, 2008
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Air-Butt-Guitar

the sexual process of placing ones hand in anothers butt extending the fingers, and wiggling them around as if one were playing the air guitar.
i totally banged this girl last night and played favorite air-butt-guitar riffs.
by joshal November 12, 2007
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air butt guitar

the insertion of your hand into the anus of your partner and proceeding the wiggle your fingers inside while strumming the air guitar with your other hand.
so i was hanging out with the chick last night listening to Led Zepplin and she totally let me play air butt guitar to "Kashmir"
mugGet the air butt guitarmug.

Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!
“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard
by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025
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Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018
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