audible constipation

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010

called an audible

1. Accidentally passing gas out loud in front of people.
2. When a dog passes gas out loud.

My dog Elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible. Boy it stunk.
Or...
I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.

by ritzyrules April 18, 2009

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 7, 2003

audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011

addilei

Addilei~ A beautiful girl. One of the best friends you'll ever meet! They are freaking hot and have a great personality. They are great at parties! You don't want to let go of them because they are an amazing girlfriend. She is a girl who would do anything for you and is caring to everything, and everyone. An addilei usually has a family who loves her. Once you let go of her you might not get her back! Don't loose someone such as this freakin amazing girl in your life!

She's such an Addilei! I love her!

by Showgirl skates in toown December 1, 2016

audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear

Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018

audibless

the absence of tone or inflection especially when in writing or text. Loss of feeling through written language.

Be sure to read back your reply text message because it is audibless and could be interpreted differently what you mean.

by drocknroll May 28, 2018