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Get the Stomach Ache mug.When you get a terrible stomach ache from eating the shit they put in the food at mcdonalds. Such as the humongous amount of grease taken after consuming 12+ hashbrowns.
He began mumbling words ad random such a bad Mc Stomach Ache. "fuck..... shit..... bitchh......" I couldn't help but notice that he just finished eating 12 hashbrowns.
by EricJamesJoey May 3, 2007
Get the Mc Stomach Ache mug.Achilles was the best of Greeks and lover of Patroclus. Patroclus was NOT Achilles' cousin. This came about because the director and screenwriters of the movie Troy thought it was too gay to have their macho hero so torn up about the death of his best guy friend that he went on a killing spree. he myth that his mother, the goddess Thetis dipped him in the River Styx came along AFTER the Iliad. Achilles was trained by the centaur Chrion, who also trained heroes like Hercules. He probably met Patroclus sometime during his training and they fell in love like dorks do. However, when they got to Troy they probably had a ton of threesomes, especially with Briseis. The fun ended when Agamenmon took Briseis away because he was a dick. So Achilles refused to fight and sulked in his tent until Patroclus decided that he'd go into battle dressed as Achilles to lift moral. Patroclus was a total badass, and even killed Sarpedon, the son of Zeus before Hector killed him. When Achilles found out his lover had died he refused to eat, drink, or leave the corpse's side until his mother convinced him to take his rage out on everyone. He killed everyone on his way to Hector, including a fucking river god. When he finally killed Hector, he dragged his corpse around the walls of Troy. Now, in the Iliad, he eventually gives the body back to the Trojans and that's the end. His death MAY have been caused by an arrow to the heel, but it's also very likely that it was something else.
Person A: Hey, did you know Achilles was in love with his cousin?
Person B: Actually, Patroclus wasn't his cousin! That was just some bullshit the movie Troy would have you believe because it couldn't handle the gay!
Person B: Actually, Patroclus wasn't his cousin! That was just some bullshit the movie Troy would have you believe because it couldn't handle the gay!
by actualgrantaire August 22, 2015
Get the Achilles mug.One of the greatest hard rock songs of all time, written and performed by Led Zeppelin. Crazy solos, intense riffs and 10 and a half minutes long. Comes close to Stairway to being the greatest hard rock song ever.
by GUITARHERO June 11, 2006
Get the achilles last stand mug.The gay-men equivalent of "Sapphic". A term describing a gay man or gay relationship, usually sexual in connotation.
Comes from the Greek hero Achilles, who was well-known for having male lovers.
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Comes from the Greek hero Achilles, who was well-known for having male lovers.
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by felicitousFeline December 11, 2016
Get the achillean mug.When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.
Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)
by Ian Akori July 27, 2008
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Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
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