absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Absolutely Free

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost

1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked

by The one #3 October 26, 2009

Absolutely perfect

My bae bae

Maddie is absolutely perfect!!!

by Sambobway3388 February 13, 2019

Absolutely Nothing

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.

I have absolutely nothing to wear.

by hammylein May 29, 2018

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.

Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.

Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!

Luigi:

...

Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

by Insert original username June 15, 2020

Absolutely Totally

A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.

You absolutely totally must complete your Knowledge Checker before moving onto the next PG!

by madsocks May 19, 2011

absolutely not

A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.

misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.

by riri18 October 26, 2017